Извините, музыкой навеяло...

[lodin]

Я таки не удержался. Сочинение стихов на чужом языке -- занятие, скажем так, неблагодарное. И often приносящее disgusting results. Comments (and corrections) are welcome.

Итак, лимерики.

An internet surfer named Fox
Got trojans that ruined his box
His boss said to me,
"He's using IE.
I wonder, why not firefox?.."

A female grandmaster from Brooks
Had truly astonishing looks
All men were delighted;
She even excited
A bishop, a knight and two rooks.

Ну и совсем субкультурный. A very 1337 one :^)

I once went to linux.org.ru
For news which I already knew
From sources slashdotted --
And finally got it,
The feeling of news reading YOU!